![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:33 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Pros:
-I can bring style to the jalopnik offices.
-Hair.
-Sexy new jersey accent.
-I have Ted Cruze on my side
-I’d be the only jalopnik author to crush a round taillight BMW 2002
-Cannolis
Cons:
-None.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:37 |
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At least you managed to not get the crapper in the picture... or perhaps it’s the crapper stall protecting you. So much style, so suave.
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Are you eating in a public restroom? Ewww.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:40 |
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It's the private bathroom in my office at the Italian deli/strip club/auto body shop/create your own NJ stereotypical workplace
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:44 |
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Is it an ice cream sandwich?
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:44 |
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Is that sign behind you in... *shudders* Comic Sans?!?!
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:45 |
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What, you never heard of a cannoli?
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:46 |
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It looks like you’ve picked up some poop with a tissue.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:46 |
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I think you are applying in wrong place.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:47 |
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Still... Aerosolized fecal particles.
No food in the bathroom, dude. C’mon!
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:49 |
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*Suddenly has second thoughts about that sandwich eaten in the morgue last week*
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:55 |
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Somewhat related: I once had a manager that conducted a phone-interview while sitting on the toilet. What gave him away was the person flushing in the next stall over. The applicant complained, and the dude got written up.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:56 |
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Psh like it's any dirtier than the rest of New Jersey.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:58 |
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Somehow, that seems less gross to me. Heh.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:58 |
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Surprisingly I’d rather eat in a morgue than a public bathroom. That said I’d chose my own houses bathroom over both of them
![]() 04/26/2016 at 19:59 |
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hahaha I definitely have, I just couldn’t tell what it was from that picture
![]() 04/26/2016 at 20:07 |
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Pretty creative interpretation of shitposting
![]() 04/26/2016 at 20:17 |
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If it's good enough for Tavarish.....
![]() 04/26/2016 at 20:40 |
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As a round taillight 2002 owner and zealot, I cannot endorse.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 21:35 |
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You remind me heavily of Moriarity in that picture
Like, freakishly
![]() 04/26/2016 at 21:52 |
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Plus, Jalopnik can be the only site with its own real life Patrick Bateman.
![]() 04/26/2016 at 22:49 |
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Horrible shirt collar
![]() 04/27/2016 at 00:33 |
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Rolland for FP!
You have my vote.